Hello World

It’s my first, post, and I am supposed to dance for you, but I haven’t heard the beat yet.

It’s all white space potential in here.

It’s been a weird two years hasn’t it. I started seriously writing the book during the pandemic, because Shakespeare wrote King Lear during the plague. I wanted to tell everyone how I wrote this great book during the lock down. When the vaccine was created; I thought things were going to be over soon, and I worked hard to get it done in time.

It’s still not done, not completely, but neither is the pandemic. In a world of spaceships, electric cars, and computers, people are still stupid. The virus has it’s supporters, and they don’t want the party to end. I have years to work on the book.

Not you guys, you guys are great. I am talking about those other people that are stupid.

My friend has a little version of him. It is his son who loves to come over and hang out. We play Fortnite and and watch ticktocks, because Instagram is for old people.

There are these creepy videos he likes to watch where people spot these things called Skin Walkers, which are these shape shifting creatures that I think either eat you or just spend your money. They are scary. I like my shapes to not shift that much. One video featured a woman who pretended to leave, so she could catch her pet shifting shape into something humanoid. It was coming out of the bathroom when she burst into the door. It then looked embarrassed and slunk back, closing the door.

It hadn’t occurred to me that they would shape shift into pets.

“So these things want free food and belly scratches?” I said to him as I watched him play Sniper Elite. He can see the edge of a helmet from miles away and drill through a Nazi’s eyeball.

“I don’t know, I guess,” he said firing off another round that went right up a guys asshole. This should be it’s own thing in Sniper Elite that is up there with testicle shot.

“Do you think Stubs is a skin-walker?” I said looking at my adorable fanged Russian Blue. He has lived longer than any cat I own. He is older that some of the Lab techs at Vet where I take him for his old cat problems.

If he is one, he is one of the good ones that likes freeze dried chicken and whatever they put in cat pate. I will let you guys know what he says.

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